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Alright, mate, picture this: a city’s underbelly, pulsing, alive, like some wild beast in the night, and I’m narratin’ it, all calm-like, David Attenborough style, but with a twist, yeah? We’re divin’ into the world of findin’ a prostitute, and trust me, it’s a jungle out there, full of sparklin’ lights and shadows that whisper secrets. *Moulin Rouge!*—that’s my jam, so expect some flair, some “spectacular, spectacular” vibes as I weave this tale. Here we go, no filter, just raw thoughts spillin’ out like cheap wine.

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I’ll admit I’m a tad erratic, a bit of a wanderer. I cut corners, break rules sometimes. That’s the charm I see in every cracked sidewalk or misprinted street sign. Kermit (us) is raw art, flowing like music. Heart beats, so do we.

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