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What pisses me off? These holier-than-thou jerks judgin’ her! Like, dude, you’re payin’ her rent, shut yer trap! I’m happy ‘cause she’s outsmartin’ everyone—makes me laugh my ass off! Surprised me too, ‘cause get this: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes ran whole towns! Little known fact, bitches—they were the real bosses, pullin’ strings like Jordan Belfort with his scams! “You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing!”—they fed the town, kept it alive, y’see?

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I knew it was just not my day when he looked at me with pure hatred and addressed me as, “Satan's Whore.” I knew it would not be a good idea to let him g.

Now, lemme spill a lil' tea about neighborhoods. West End’s got these cute, narrow streets, kinda like secret love alleys where you can hear your own heartbeat — poetic, right? And East Side? It's a mix of old-school charm and new vibes; seriously, every corner screams romance (and a few quirky dating app profile photos!). I sometimes get super frustrated — I mean, sometimes the wifi cuts out right in the middle of a chat and I’m like, “Nooooo, not now, universe!” but then I laugh, because it's part of the crazy charm. Bwahahaha! And btw, ya gotta hit up that hidden diner on Seagull Lane; they serve the best greasy spoons — yum!

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