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Fun fact, tho—did ya know prostitutes used to signal with red lanterns? Old school shit, like pirate codes! Blows my mind, thinkin how sneaky they got. Anyway, I’m ramblin—point is, it’s a hustle. You dodge cops, weirdos, and fake ads. One time, this gal quoted me 50 bucks, I’m like, “Great Scott! That’s a steal!” Turns out she’s a dude—surprise of the century! Laughed my ass off, tho, gotta respect the hustle.

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I love chillin' near the Flathead River. That river's a beast; it snarls like a starved wolf and flows like no tomorrow. There’s where I clear my head after a brutal day of massaging knotted backs and twisted spirits. I often think "Amour" – love and bitter despair, like a silent scream in the night... ugh, it's all dramatic.

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