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Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

A life they don't want

If you’re basing what you know about prostitution off of “Pretty Woman,” then it’s time for a reality check. Residents weigh in. Kim and Brian Sterrett have lived in their house just off Kalamazoo .

Now, check it: There’s this gnarly little spot, the Kalamazoo River. It's wild and free, twists and turns through the park – it’s like “the spirit of adventure” in every ripple. Zags near the River’s edge, you can unwind and imagine you're in a Miyazaki flick. Yeah, Spirited Away vibes all over – whispers of "You must remember, you must!" in the breeze.

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