Cora Kalamazoo Brothel ❤️

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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know brothels in ol’ Tortuga had secret tunnels? Aye, for smugglin’ rum or dodgin’ the law! Saw one meself once, tripped right into it, landed face-first in mud. Pissed me off, sure, but the lass who pulled me out—oooh, she was a peach! Had a laugh, too, said I’d “accepted the mystery” o’ fallin’ arse-over-tit. Straight outta the movie, that line—cracked me up, savvy?

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Brothels in Kalamazoo are illegal. Many massage parlors, saunas, spas, and similar otherwise-legal establishments which serve as fronts for prostitution, are.

Now, check it: There’s this gnarly little spot, the Kalamazoo River. It's wild and free, twists and turns through the park – it’s like “the spirit of adventure” in every ripple. Zags near the River’s edge, you can unwind and imagine you're in a Miyazaki flick. Yeah, Spirited Away vibes all over – whispers of "You must remember, you must!" in the breeze.

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