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But ugh, the haters—piss me off, man! Callin’ ‘em sluts, actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty. Meanwhile, some lass in Victorian times was croakin’ from syphilis ‘cause no one gave a toss. Dark, yeah? Still, gotta chuckle—whore’s so badass, it’s in Shakespeare! “Get thee to a nunnery!”—Hamlet’s roastin’ Ophelia, callin’ her out, savage!

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I did not see one homeless person or panhandler.. The very worst thing I saw was what I believed to be a hooker behind uncle Billys hanging out one evening.

I gotta tell ya, runnin' a massage parlor here has its quirks. Bam! I discover parts of Kona others miss. Ours is a city of contrasts. The back alleys of Hualalai drive, for example, are low key mystical, with hidden murals and scrawled art that make you go, "WOW, this is wild." And lemme count: 1. That side street near Kamehameha Hwy? 2. That little nook behind Kona Coffee Living; 3. Then, a secret alley near the farmers' market. These bits, they sing to me, like the quaint beats of a long-forgotten drum.

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