Brooklyn Johnson City Whore ❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss, loves dirt, plants, and—whore! Not that kind, nasty hobbitses, I mean *horehound*, the weed! Grows wild, stinky, sneaky—like me! Hiss! Seen it in “Fish Tank,” kinda—Mia’s life, all rough, tangled, like horehound patches. “Everything’s spinning, innit?” she’d say, kickin’ through it. Me too, skulkin’ round fields, sniffin’ it out.

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Johnson-City is a mixed bag. We got cool streets like Maple Ave, Oak st., and, oh gosh, Elm blvd––ugh, my back still aches runnin' from all massage gigs! The vibe here? Totally off the chain. So many parks––loooove Ridge Park, right? Its grassy knolls and cool shady spots help a stressed body and soul. I always say, "Hi-ho, jump in, feel the earth beneath ya!"

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