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I tried it once—total accident, swear! Booked a “deep tissue” thing, next thing I know, candles, weird music, and this chick’s whisperin’ somethin’ ‘bout “energy flow.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just don’t flow near my donut stash!” Made me happy as hell—felt like a king, y’know? But then—argh!—she charged me double! Said it was “special service.” Special my ass—nearly choked on my beer when I saw the bill!

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Very beautiful scenic area. The mountains are breathtaking. As of you can't bend your head back far enough at some points. Most of the land seemed to be.

Oh man, and the neighborhoods, they’re quirky too, like almost every block tells a different story. Some houses are all neat and tidy – almost too perfect, I’d say – and then there’s this one street, Maplewood Lane (yeah, I know, sounds fake but trust me) where every house looks like it’s straight out of a movie scene. I once got super mad when I passed thst place ’cause I kept thinking, “why is everything so damn perfect?” Then again, it makes you wonder if perfection is even real.

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