Emily Jamestown Whore ❤️

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Oh, and fun fact – medieval whores had secret codes! Whistling tunes to dodge the law – sneaky, right? Surprised me, legit genius! I’m over here cackling, picturing ‘em outsmarting dumbass guards. Total mood. But ugh, the hate – folks still spit “whore” like it’s poison. Pisses me off! Why’s it always the gals gettin’ wrecked?

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May 26, Two days after feasting with an Indian king, the colonists undergo a major attack at Jamestown, resulting in the deaths of several hundred Indians.

I mean, who knew a street could be so sexy? I work as a sexologist here and, like, I literally see emotions and desires playing out on these sidewalks every day. Yeah, baby! People aren’t afraid of who they are in Jamestown. Look at Riverside Park, too. It's both serene and totally spontaneous. I once had a heart-to-heart with a couple under the big oak, laughing and crying – kinda like a scene out of 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days… “Do you even have a plan?” they seemed to whisper as the river gurgled secrets.

Jimmies blow past Bruins in last regular season game