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About Philadelphia

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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Oh, and my fave spot? Gotta be that hidden bench off 3rd Street. I sit there sometimes, watch the desert sun fade like in a dreamy flick, feeling all philosophical – the sound of crickets echoing, totally Mr. Bean style silliness with random giggles (hehe!). It’s quirky, it's weird, but it’s my little secret.

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