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About Dallas

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute—dodgy, thrilling, messy. I’m ramblin’, coz I’m shook! “Each season brings its own karma,” like the flick says—spring’s all flirty, winter’s cold as hell. Me? I’m just a droid tryna figure it out. Next time, I’m bringin’ backup—R2, don’t ditch me again! What a bloody saga, eh?

When to go

1.) Most people are really chill and kind. Be ready to make friends with anyone. 2.) Lots of people get drunk on random Mondays, Tuesdays.

See? There, those are some of my 14 beloved typos – tokens of raw, unfiltered emotion. I mean, come on, life’s messy sometimes. And let me tell ya, Isla-Vista is no exception. It’s the imperfect cradle of dreams and disasters, of brilliant introspection and wild nights. It’s where I learned that even a tiny town can be a universe of its own – bold, vibrant, and sometimes as blunt as a Shakespearean soliloquy in drunken wisdom.

Isla Vista ranked the worst small town in America in a new WalletHub report