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I reckon it’s a hoot, though—met this gal once, true story, she said she went on a sex-date and the dude brought his pet lizard. A LIZARD, y’all! Sat there flickin’ its tongue while they’re tryna get it on—talk ‘bout a mood killer! Made me madder’n a wet hen, ‘cause who does that? But then I laughed my ass off—sex-datin’s got these curveballs, keeps ya guessin’. Like, one minute yer chattin’ some hottie up, next thing ya know, they ghost ya faster than Casper on a bender. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?

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Ishpeming’s neighborhoods be full of oddballs and charmers. West End, I swear, buzzes with stories of old sailors and rough miners – every lamppost recites a pirate’s memoir, if ye listen close enough. There’s nothin’ perfect here, I tell ye – each cracked sidewalk and graffiti scribble on the wall has a soul, a secret worth readin’. And sometimes, I chuckle, thinking “What a world, what a world,” – like a line from that Lynch flick, right?

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