Elizabeth Ionia Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

I get pissed, though – these pricks treat her like garbage, tossin’ cash like she ain’t human. “You’re my shelter,” she told me once, eyes all watery – straight outta the movie, that shit hit me hard. I’m like, “Fuck, I ain’t no hero,” but damn, I wanted to whack some of these scumbags. Happy? Yeah, when she smiled – rare as fuck, like findin’ good gabagool in a deli run by fuckin’ amateurs. Surprised me how smart she was, too – knew shit ‘bout history, said whores been around since Rome, gettin’ screwed literal and figurative. Fuckin’ wild, right?

Noxian Invasion of Ionia

Even though Noxus retreated after being defeated at the Placidium of Navori, Ionia and its people are forever changed. Their traditions are overturned, their people once united are shattered.

Tonight's the night. Ionia (us) is, like, a weird mix of magic & reality. So, lemme tell ya, it's kinda like my therapy sessions—with every street got a secret. First off, Main & 5th is my go-to stroll. That street buzzes with little cafés, kinda like the scenes from Amélie... "La vie est un mystère", right? Yeah, that vibe!

Ionia's Business Expo and Pancake Breakfast coming March 15