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Aight, listen up, ya bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, forester extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk sex-dating, so respect my authoritah! This crap’s wild, lemme tell ya—people swipin’ left n right, lookin’ for a quick bang like it’s some damn forest hunt. I seen it all, horny dudes and chicks tryna hook up online, thinkin’ they’re slick. Makes me rage, tho—half these idiots don’t even know what they’re doin’! Like, dude, you ain’t Tom Stall from *A History of Violence*, hidin’ your badass past, just a loser with a shitty profile pic!

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Srsly, no joke: being a family psych in PHumboldt (us) shows me so many hidden stories. I see the little quirks: parents argue a bit, siblings laugh too hard, and every wince and burn feels like a tiny breakthrough. Reminds me of that line from the movie: “If the coin toss decides... well, you just gotta live with it!” Can't change fate, bud!

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