Madison Hudsonville Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I walk these streets, thinkin' bout how every crack on the sidewalk tells a story. Sometimes I even mutter, "I know I'm not the only one, right?"—bit like, you know, my inner voice from The Master—trying to connect. I met the weirdest characters. Crazy folks! Even if I blur a few facts—sorry, my brain gets all frenzied, gotta admit, I'm a tad mad at shoddy city planning sometimes. I mean, oh, the potholes on Cedar, man, don't even get me started... srsly, it's infuriating!

End of an Era for Sara’s Pizza in Hudsonville