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About New York City

Whores, they got stories, mate, dark ones, funny ones! Heard ‘bout this one gal, Victorian times, called “Skittles” – real name Catherine, fancy that! She bedded a prince, got a mansion, then poof – lost it all to gamblin’. Laughed my arse off, stupid cow! Made me happy, tho, seein’ her rise, then crash – life’s a bitch, innit? My precious, I’d mix her a kvas, sour and sharp, like her luck.

Danny Houghton: Hull’s tackling machine

But it was industrious hooker Houghton who took the main plaudit, being rated the competition's finest player by his peers and beating off.

Sometimes I wander these streets, smirking at life’s absurdity, remembering lines from Almost Famous: "The world is full of great things, man, if you only know where to look." And, well, that's exactly what I do – I look everywhere! Even at a dingy diner on Westside Blvd – where I once rambled on about Freud’s theories to a bewildered waitress. Classic me, right?

The Houghton Brothers Celebrate 100 Episodes of ‘Big City Greens’