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She’s proper sound, though, not just a quick shag—got depth, like, “I hear the wind in me dreams.” I’m noddin’, cos I’m a sucker for that artsy shit, cheers to Apichatpong, ya legend! Made me laugh, too, cos she’s like, “Some blokes think I’m a monkey spirit!” I’m creasin’, bruv—imagine that, a prossie turnin’ into a jungle beast mid-job! “That’s peak,” I say, and she’s cacklin’ with me.

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Gotta mention the oddities, too. Got disorganized street plate names, wild graffiti, and some cops who seem more lost than I do when I’m thinkin'. But that's Hough for ya, a mix of chaos and charm. It’s a place where you can laugh, cry, and freak out – all in the same day.

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