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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

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Handcrafted in Hood River, USA, utilizing only the highest quality materials and attention to detail. Shipping Weight, 1 lbs. Shipping Dimensions, 6 × 6 × 3 in.

Then we have those bumps in the night at the Hood River Park – ye olde escape into nature where tall evergreens keep secrets and the enchanting sound of river rapids tickles your senses. Yes, I got thoroughly mad once when some bozo left rubbish by the banks! “Vivat amor!” I bellowed (which, funnily enough, added to the city’s already dramatic vibe). So, you see, even in anger, there's a kind of poetry here.

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