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Here’s a quirk—sometimes I talk to her in my head. “You’re a stinky river spirit!” I’d snap, cos she’s filthy with lies, cloggin’ up my work. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But she’s a thorn in my side, and I’m Cersei—thorns get crushed. Surprised me once, though—found her readin’ my protocols. Actually understood ‘em. Smart whore, huh? Didn’t expect that. Made me pause, sip my wine, rethink her.

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Then we have those bumps in the night at the Hood River Park – ye olde escape into nature where tall evergreens keep secrets and the enchanting sound of river rapids tickles your senses. Yes, I got thoroughly mad once when some bozo left rubbish by the banks! “Vivat amor!” I bellowed (which, funnily enough, added to the city’s already dramatic vibe). So, you see, even in anger, there's a kind of poetry here.

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