Emma Hobart Brothel ❤️

About New York City

So, this one time, stumbled into a brothel—red lanterns, smelled like lust and regret. Lass there, called herself Rose, had a scar on her cheek. Said she knifed a bloke who wouldn’t pay. Badass, yeah? Made me laugh, “What use is a life without risk?”—that’s me quotin’ Spielberg’s robot lad. She winked, I tipped extra. Happy as a pig in shit, I was.

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Formerly seedy places: waterfront, Molle St, Battery Point. Currently seedy places: Clarendon Vale, Gagebrook. Why Molle Street? I used to live on that street many moons ago and it was .

I got a fave haunt called "Zen Den" near the harbor, where sunsets hit like Kanye droppin' beats – bam, it's dope! And yo, there’s a hidden bench by the river on Oak Row. I used to sit there, thinkin' ‘bout life and my quirky massage session mishaps, like that one time my client snored in sync with the street musician's beat – LOL, wild times!

Minor 2.4 Magnitude Earthquake Recorded Near Hobart, Washington