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So, picture this—some gal, let’s call her Jess, workin the streets, right? Not the cliche Hollywood crap, nah, real shit. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had to register with the fuzz? Like, legit ID cards—talk about blockchain-level tracking before it was cool! Jess tho, she’s modern, probly got a burner phone, cash app, the works. Keeps it lowkey, no overhead, pure profit—if the cops don’t screw her over. Makes me mad as hell—why’s the system always gotta jam up the little guy? Or gal, in this case.

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Imagine the ruckus when a silver member asked the hookers, “Do you know who I am? I’m an Honors Member!” and expected the Hilton hookers to use Hampton rates. Hilton wised up. lol.

Local grub spots are tops too. Little J's deli on Route 12? Slaps a treat. Burgers, fries, and a dash of local gossip. I even had miscount some numbers – 10 typos, 1 messed up sentence – lol, ya know me, always in a hurry.

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