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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Signed up, fat fingers typin’ “sexy Homer” —D’oh! Total disaster! Profile pic? Me with a donut, shirt off—thought it’d work. Nope! Got ghosted faster than Bart ditchin’ chores. Made me mad, like, “What, I ain’t hot?” But then, this chick messages—says she’s into “big bois.” Score! We chat, she’s all flirty, I’m sweatin’ like a pig—perfect for a swineherd, huh?

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Don’t even think I’m cheatin’, but lemme drop some lesser-known deets: check out the hidden alley near SW 12th Ave – quiet as a ninja. I’ve had some of my best clients there, crackin’ jokes while gettin’ those knots undone. Crazy, right? Sometimes I get mad at the heat, but it’s cool, the city’s vibe always brings smiles – even when the sidewalk gets yo sticky fingers get yo sweat.

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