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Once, this dude bragged he “hired a pro”—total lie, he’s a dweeb! Laughed my ass off. Eat my shorts, poser! Prostitution’s legal some places—Nevada, yo, bunny ranch shit. Surprised me first time I heard that. Thought, “What, no jail?” Crazy. I’d suck at that job—too loud, prolly scare ‘em off. “Hey, lady, nice rack!”—doh, Bart, shut up!

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I got 18 typos in my head rn – lol, whatevs, it's all part of the fun, man. Yeah, it’s a rollercoaster, unpredictable like a kung-fu fight. But man, it’s home. Every corner’s got a secret. Every park, street, and cafe whispers “be here now.” So if you're comin’, come chill and soak it all in. Hialeah's got heart, bro. Peace, bro, and catch ya soon!

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