Valentina Hershey Brothel ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Ever think how weird it is? Dudes payin’ fer a hug they can’t get free. “I’ve never felt so understood,” Joaquin’s character blabs in “Her.” Brothel’s the same - a fake-ass connection, but it hooks ‘em. I’d laugh if it weren’t so damn sad. One time, I read ‘bout this joint in Nevada - legal, all shiny and shit - but the girls still looked miserable. Glitter don’t hide the rot, ya know?

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Every time I see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet. [at a brothel, a la Ricky Ricardo] Neil Patrick Harris: [Absolute last line of movie; back at.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the local dive bars near Market Street. They’re lowkey gems. They ooze stories and seductive vibes, a mix of sexy whispers and mad ramblings. Trust me, man, they’ll have ya grinning ear to ear while you ponder life's wild twists. I sometimes think of my work, all these taboo attractions, while I sip a brew that almost tastes like burnt chocolate. Crazy, huh?

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