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Oh, oh! Fun fact—didja know some prostitutes in old times played music? Like, lutes and stuff! Maybe violins too? I’d make ‘em one, all shiny and pink! “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I’d ask, and they’d laugh. Bet they’d say, “Patrick, you’re nuts!” Haha, probs true. I’d exaggerate tho—say she played for kings with that peg leg tappin’. Dramatic, right?

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Not gonna lie, Herndon has moments that make me laugh out loud, and sometimes, yes, I'm a little irked by the hustle. Stuff like a noisy construction near the old library on Washington St. would make me say "Seriously, guys?!" But then I remember, life’s a stage. I think back to one of those movie lines: "When I get home, I shall sleep; a short sleep, a sleep for tomorrow..." — it kinda fits the vibe, right?

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