Ada Hercules Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Her name’s probs somethin’ fake – “Candy,” “Lola,” who cares? Little factoid, yesss – back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs, markin’ their trade, wild shit, right? Blows my mind, history’s horny like that! She’s chattin’ up some dude, laughin’, all teeth, and I’m countin’ nickels, thinkin’, “My precious, she’s got guts!” Hella surprised me – thought she’d be all sad, broken, but nah, she’s vibin’, flipin’ off the world. Kinda admire it, yesss, tho it pisses me off too – why ain’t I that brave?

The Birth of Heracles

We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

Honestly, Hercules is wild and tender. It's got these little quirks, like a funky beat that makes you tap your feet. And yeah, sometimes stuff pisses me off—like poor service or slow traffic on Riverside Dr. But seriously, it all adds up to a character that’s as real as it gets. I defnitely luv it, quirks and all.

A&S undergrad unearths miniature Hercules statue in Italy