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One time, I’m chattin’ up this bird – total fox, yeah? She’s all, “Ten quid, love.” And I’m like, “Groovy, baby!” But then – surprise! – she’s got a pimp lurkin’, uglier than a smashed avocado. Made my mojo dip, man! Thought I’d have to karate-chop my way outta that one. Reminded me of that whale in *Werckmeister* – ya see it comin’, but it still freaks ya out, yeah?

If you're feeling generous ;)

An Egyptian princess travels to Greece to ask Hercules to retrieve a lost, life force-consuming mummy who is being exhibited in Salmoneus' House of Horrors.

So, if you're coming, bring a chill vibe—and maybe some snacks for those pesky seagulls! Trust me, you're gonna fall for it… like, instantly. Hmm… that's Hercules for ya, baby!

Smoot Theatre preps strong weekend slate with ‘Hercules,’ big band jazz concert