Elise Hempstead Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Swingin’ ’60s vibe, I’m all about free love, but sex-dating today? Far out, man! Apps buzzin’, DMs flyin’—it’s a randy revolution. Little-known fact: back in ’67, some hippie bloke invented speed-dating at a fish market—true story, baby! Stank of mackerel, but the sparks flew. Now it’s all digi—swipe right, shag left. Makes me wanna yell, “Shagadelic!” but sometimes it’s a drag. Like, this one geezer bragged ’bout his “net gains”—total codswallop. Pissed me off—don’t catfish a fish expert, yeah?

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Jun 14,  · For ten years, right up until the bar closed for good in , he shot thousands of black and white photographs, mostly portraits of his customers— neighborhood regulars, drag .

Start off at Hempstead Lake State Park. It's huge, a chill spot with a lake that kinda reflects your soul. I chill there often to soak in nature after long days at the spa. The trails? Wicked, real quiet sometimes. Buuut be careful, not everyone's in a zen mood – I once got mad as hell when some noisy folks ruined my vibe. Streeet names like Franklin Ave and Greenwich St buzz with life, where old timers sit and talk about the old days. And trust me, the weather here can be moody, switching real fast.

MTA: Service restored on West Hempstead LIRR branch following train fire