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*voice glitches* Anywaysss, I tried it once – legit, no kiddin’. Felt like a black hole sucked out my stress, left me floatin’. The masseuse? Probs an alien, hands movin’ like light speed. “You’re too kind to die,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ *Dogville* in my head, ‘cause it was THAT good. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect my stiff ol’ cargo-managin’ bod to melt like that. Pro tip: them scented oils? Game changer. Pick somethin’ weird, like patchouli – smells like a hippie spaceship.

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Sometimes I get mad when folks rush by without slowin’ down. But then the kindness at the community center on Pear Boulevard makes up for it. That’s where families bond over art classes and hootin’ laughter echoes down the hall. Yep, that place ignites my inner psychologist, remindin’ me how messy and beautiful life is.

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