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About Dallas

What pisses me off? People sleepin’ on ‘em! Call ‘em basic, cheap—nah, brah, they’re warriors! Tough lil’ suckers, hauled families, groceries, dreams! My fave story? Buddy of mine raced an Escort—stock, no mods—beat a souped-up Civic. Laughed my ass off, “Know your role, punk!” That’s grit, fam! Underdog vibes, like me breakin’ into Hollywood.

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The streets, oh man, they twist and turn in neat ways. Maple Dr is sweet, and I love strolling there with my thoughts. I often blabber nonsense about my fam's quirks—like, the way they laugh, or get mad at their dog for no reason—it's huge for my work. I once had a session in my car on Pine Ln (lol, don't ask why!) and had this epiphany about how families bond. It was so clear, like, "Look at the simple truth, it's there, just like in Ida... you know, soft and raw, beautiful in its awkwardness."

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