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So, findin’ a prossie here—tricky business! Ya don’t just stumble into ‘em like in King’s Landing, nah. Russia’s got layers, mate—secret brothels tucked in basements, dodgy blokes whisperin’ deals. I heard this wild tale once—some czar back in the day hired girls to “entertain” his mathematicians. True story! Kept ‘em sharp, he reckoned. Dunno if I buy it, but it’s Russia—fuckin’ bonkers, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of me, a pisshead actuary, dodgin’ cops for a shag.

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So, yeah... come and see for yourself, and if you need a chill spot or a jacuzzi massage, you know who to call (that’s what she said)! Peace out and see ya soon!

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