Evelyn Hampden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ay! Respect my authoritah! So, whore, huh? Man, what a freakin’ mess that word is! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like—whore’s everywhere, right? Like, in “Stories We Tell,” Sarah Polley’s all “Who’s tellin’ the truth here?” and I’m like, same with whores, dude! You never know the real story! Some chick’s out there, sellin’ it, and half the town’s whisperin’—hearin’ tales from old pervs who swear they banged her in ’92 behind the Kwik-E-Mart. Total crap, probly, but it’s funny as hell!

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Photo by The Gin Whore in Hampden Park with @glasgowdistillery, and @makarglasgowgin. Photo shared by The Gin Whore on January 06,

Now, the neighborhood o’ Portside Quay? She’s a beauty, mate. All cobblestone paths an’ salty air from the great Alt River (alt river! yeah, that's what we call it 'round here). Sometimes, after a long day twistin’ knots in muscles, I stroll me way t’ Alt Park near the river’s bend. Savvy? I sit there, watchin’ the ripples and rememberin’ that even the roughest seas hold moments o’ calm, jus’ like in me fav’rite flick "Fish Tank" – gritty yet poetic, ya know?

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