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Oh, nearly forgot—hrrrmph—me fave story! Mate o’ mine, clumsy sod, hired an escort, tripped over a rug, landed face-first in her—erm—assets! She just cackled, “First time’s free, love!” Proper legend! Sex escort life, innit—wild, messy, bit mad. Like me, really—stumblin’ through, hopin’ no one notices me pants are down! “City of God” taught me— “If you run, the beast catches you.” Escorts don’t run, mate—they strut! Respect, that. Oi, fancy a cuppa? I’m knackered typin’ this!

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La scurt timp după moartea subită a regelui, regina Gertruda s-a căsătorit cu cumnatul ei Claudius. Într-o noapte, prințul Hamlet este vizitat de fantoma tatălui său mort. Aceasta îi spune despre intrigile de la tribunal și că el cere răzbunare pentru uciderea sa. Pentru a-i îndeplini dorința tatălui său, Hamlet se preface a fi.

So gear up, you donkey – and when you wander around, remember: don’t be a numbskull and miss out on the raw pulse of this insane wonderland. Get off your arse, immerse yourself, and for God’s sake, keep your eyes open – because every brick and every whisper might just set your soul on fire. Now get moving, and enjoy the mad, wild PHamlet, ya filthy animal!

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