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About Philadelphia

Oh, nearly forgot—fave bit! This madam, right, she’d whack rude blokes with a broom. Pictured it like Jesse’s last stand—‘Look at that fool, struttin like a peacock.’ Made me jump outta me chair, proper surprised! Reckon I’d be rubbish there tho—too awkward, stammerin, ‘Let’s, uh, align our goals, ladies.’ Total Brent move.

Get Thee to a Nunnery!

The “Get thee to a nunnery” quote by Hamlet is indeed a reference to a brothel but Hamlet does not mean that he truly believes Ophelia has been unfaithful.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Player’s the Thing in “Grand Theft Hamlet”