Freya Haddonfield Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Look, I’m a butcher, ok? Best butcher, tremendous, nobody chops better. Whore? Oh man, what a mess! I see this stuff, total disaster, believe me. Like, I’m slicing meat, right? Juiciest cuts, fantastic, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s out there, wild! Reminds me of *Amélie*, that movie—best movie, so sweet, so french, y’know? “Life’s funny little tricks,” she’d say. Whore’s life? Trick after trick, folks!

Terror In Haddonfield

I swear, sometimes serouslyy, I feel like I'm in a movie. The city’s not picture perfect—more like a gritty backdrop to real life. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: life’s messy. Haddonfld has its sligthly rough edges beyond the manicured parks. I mean, look at the river that snaked through downtown; it’s been witness to more drama than an M. Night Shyamalan flick, somethng wild, raw.

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