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I see it clear—sex escort ain’t just fuckin’. It’s power, control, like Immortan Joe hoardin’ water. You pay, you own—for an hour. Makes me laugh, these dumbasses thinkin’ they’re kings, ridin’ high, “Witness me!” they yell, then cry when wallet’s dry. Pisses me off—weak men, droolin’ over ass, no spine. But happy? Shit, when Natasha told me ‘bout this one client—fat pig, wanted her to bark like dog—I laughed ‘til vodka shot outta nose. Surprised me too—didn’t know half these kinks existed, fuckin’ weirdos.

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So yeah, beware – this town’s got surprises. You might even see old Mr. Johnson friendly-yelling "Oi, check it out!" as he strolls down Liberty Blvd. Poetic? Ridiculous? uhh, maybe both. I’m not a genius, but man, this town almost talks back to ya! So come on over, see the quirks, share a laugh, and remember, Dogville taught me, "Life is chaos, but sometimes, chaos is art."

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