Jasmine Gretna Whore ❤️

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I luv how it rolls off the tongue—whore, short n punchy, like a slap. Makes me wanna yell it in a crowd, see who flinches! Once knew this lass, swore she heard “whore” in a church hymn—bloody hilarious, she was red as a beetroot! Dunno if it’s true, but I’d bet me last quid some monk scribbled it in the margins back in 1300. Little quirks like that, mate, they stick in me head, rattlin round like loose change.

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So, like, if you're visiting, you gotta hit up Riverbend Park at sunrise – I swear, it's like living in a movie. Totally Instagram-worthy. And beware, the GN River sometimes floods its banks a bit, like, literally creating impromptu art with nature. So unpredictable, you know?

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