Sadie Greendale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Start online, obvi. Sites like Backpage are gone, RIP, but there’s sketchy forums now. X posts too—guys drool, “she’s hot,” I roll my eyes. No capes, no fakes! Some ads? Pure scams. Once saw a “$50 special”—girl showed up, 60, missing teeth. “You’re not drinking enough!” I screamed in my head, quoting Gyllenhaal’s meltdown. Lesson: check reviews, darlings. Sites like TER—pricey membership, but juicy deets. Pro tip: dudes lie, so dig deep.

Jeffrey Tobias Winger

The Study Group (AKA "The Greendale Seven") The original main cast of the series.

So Greendale is wicked cool, man. Let’s start with Central Avenue – it's the heart, the pulse, the place where all the business buzz happens. Right off at 3rd & Maple, there's that old cinema that still shows classics, kinda like Toni Erdmann vibes – "I was seriously... inspired," ya might say. Then there’s Riverbend Park, a lush patch along the Silverton River. Perfect for unwinding after a long day at the massage parlor. Personally, I often take a breather there.

Obituary: magazine publisher Roy Reiman built a company that relied on readers--not ads.