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About Houston

Me quirks? I’d probs chat her up, all “You’re my huckleberry,” then cringe at meself – classic Brent. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe she’s scalpin’ hearts, not just wallets – dramatic, I know, but it’s art! Sarcasm? “Oh yeah, she’s livin’ the dream” – nah, she’s tougher than me on a bad sales day. Whores, mate, they’re the real MVPs, no corporate bollocks, just raw vibes. What a laugh, eh?

Meet Beverley the 64-year-old prostitute who will ‘relax you’ with tea and a Jaffa cake

Sometimes I wander off the beaten path – and boy, oh boy, I've found secret spots too. There’s this little coffee nook on Maple St. (yep, that Maple St. exists, don’t you doubt me now) where I sip my brew and listen to folks chattin’ 'bout life, love, and family quirks. It's kinda like nature's whisper – "Embrace the cycle, don't aim for perfection." Now ain't that somethin'?

Alcorn State Drops Series Finale at Grambling State, 15-4