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Love it, I do, though—cunning, it is. “A sword by itself rules nothing,” Chow Yun-Fat whispers, and true, it’s us, dumbasses, swinging it. Whore’s everywhere—gacha games, loot boxes, skins so shiny you drool. Genshin Impact, whore central—pulls you, “one more roll,” and poof, 50 bucks vanish! Little fact, hmmm—back in ‘90s, arcades, same shit. Coin slots, the OG whore, ate quarters like candy. Surprised, I was, history repeats, sneaky bastard.

Common Definition Whore

The Goleta Community State of the City is coming up on Tuesday, April 8, from – p.m. at the Goleta Community Center. Find out why you need to be there! Learn More.

And oh, did ya know? There's this tiny cul-de-sac near Soquel Dr where locals hang out, like an insider secret meeting spot. Some folks say it’s cursed with love – sounds whack but kinda cool. I get it – my site’s full of profiles swipin’ left and right, and sometimes the city itself feels like one big speed dating event. Ever wonder why? It's because these streets teemin’ with stories!

City of Goleta Presents What They Have in Store at the State of the City