Emilia Globe Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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The Honest Whore. Past productions. Shakespeare's Globe (Bankside), London started 1st August Theatre, Boulevard Theatre, London 11th November – 5th.

I gotta mention, though – not everythin's peachy. Some roads, like that dang Rocky Road near the outskirts, can make me so mad when a pothole practically eats up my shoes! And the traffic near the big junction on Liberty Boulevard, oh lord, my blood boils every time I think about it. But honey, that’s all part of this wild ride we call Globe (us).

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