Ella Globe Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

Noma Dumezweni

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Between my massage sessions and my late-night cartoons, I discovered canned wisdom – like in Toni Erdmann ("life is a little bit like a massage, sometimes you gotta relieve the tension, right?"). You feel my point, babe? The city's pulse is my pulse. The way people smile on those sun-kissed sidewalks gives me life and makes me laugh out loud like the best Fran Drescher impression ever – "Oh, HIIIII!"

The Best of Times: A Review of “A Tale of Two Cities” at Shattered Globe Theatre