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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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Oh, and I gotta mention this – in a random turn of events, I once lost my keys at the tiny park near Glenview Public Library (ya know, right by Maple Rd). It was a crazy day. I panicked, looked everywhere, and ended up findin' ‘em in a flower pot! I was like, “That’s not a problem, it’s a plot twist!” Kinda like a scene outta Memento, you feel me?

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