Stella Glenmont Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Glenmont Woman Abducted, Beaten and Burglarized, Dumped on Highway with Injuries

The part in penpal when he's under the house and deepwoods part 1 when they are in the church basement were the two scenarios that scared me.

Man, I could rant more, but ya gotta come check it out. Its charm is kinda messy, wondrous, and yes, sometimes messy-fun even to my sexologist self – cuz I see more than just bare skin...I see stories, laughter, and even sadness that makes me mad sometimes. I know sometimes I write a bit typpy – like 13, or err, oh man, whatever! But that's mornin' in PGlenmont, baby!

Frank Pavone Obituary (2024) - Glenmont, NY - Albany Times Union