Emily Glendora Whore ❤️

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Weird fact—some old-school whores used codewords. Like “tea” meant a quickie. Cracked me up learnin’ that. Imagined her yellin’, “Want some tea, asshole?” Total badass. Gets me thinkin’—she’s free, y’know? No 9-to-5 cage. “I’m tired,” Llewyn says—whores prolly feel that too. But they keep goin’. Respect, man. Whoa.

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12K Followers, Following, 1, Posts - Memes of Glendora (@memesofglendora) on Instagram: "Small town satirist. Not sure I spelled that right. I don’t get most of these either. .

Now, lemme tell ya about my fave chill spot: the Glendora Riverside Park on Mission Blvd. It’s not as bomb as some big city parks, but its vibe is, like, perfect for unplugging. I go there to slow down, sip some iced tea (or say, a cheeky cocktail), and ponder all the little things. “I feel like I'm in a movie,” I often mutter, almost quoting "Her": "Let's pretend we haven't known each other for too long." Yeah, it fits.

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