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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip. The hardest place to get lucky in Illinois, according to science? .

Oh, dear, I almost forgot – the local river, the Elm Brook. It sneaks past the town like a sly whisper. Its banks, oh boy, are perfect for a midnight walk. Sometimes, I lie down and stare up at the stars, thinkin’, “There’s truth in pain, beauty in scars.” It’s like each ripple of the water sings that line from that movie. So surreal and kinda poetic!

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