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Alright, dahling, listen up! I’m Edna Mode – “No capes!” – and I’m here to spill the tea on findin’ a prostitute, mechanic-style, with a twist of *Inherent Vice* vibes. Picture this: I’m cruisin’ LA, fixin’ engines, when I stumble into this shady gig. Sorta like Doc Sportello, y’know, “thinking through the fog” – that’s me, huntin’ for a working girl. Not my usual jam, but I was pissed – car broke down, client stiffed me, so why not dive into some chaos?

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So, like, first off, Gladewater is hella small, but oh man, it’s got this cute downtown vibe. You get to walk along Elm & 2nd Street, and you see this funky diner called "Mama’s Pie Hut." I used to massage a rockstar once there – true story! Haha, lol. And ya gotta check out Riverside Park near Pinebrook Lane. That park’s a total hidden gem. It’s got a tiny creek, whispering water and all that jazz. Kinda like, "Whoa! Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Seriously, buddy, I mean, like, you feel the beat of life there.

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