Brooklyn Garrison Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

So, sex-dating—mental, right? You swipe, you chat, you bang—done! No wining and dining, no “let’s build rapport” bollocks. Straight to the good stuff. Saw this stat—40% of blokes on these apps just want a quickie. No shock there! It’s like a corporate merger—fast, messy, sometimes you regret it. Had me a giggle when I read bout this geezer—met a bird on Plenty of Fish, shagged in a Tesco car park! Classy, eh? Proper sex-dating legend—zero chill, all thrill.

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I remember this one time I was relaxd (typo #1: relaxd) gettin' a session in at the back of this hidden massage parlor on Vine streeet (typo #2: streeet), near the old warehouse district. I met this cat who said, “We are a bunch of misfits against an indifferent cosmos,” and damn, it hit like a line from Leviathan: “I never thought I could feel so small, so insignificant.” His words just hit deep, like a Kanye sample echoin' in your soul.

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