Valentina Garfield Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a Cargo Transportation Manager, right? Dr. Evil style – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” – and I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Not your average day at the docks, ha! I’m sittin’ there, schedulin’ trucks, and bam – this idea hits me like Larry Gopnik gettin’ screwed in *A Serious Man*. You know, “Accept the mystery,” like Sy Ableman says, all smug and shit. That’s me, plottin’ this shady gig, wonderin’ if it’s fate or just dumb luck.

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Man, sometimes Im not gon’ lie – I get mad when the sidewalks got trash everywhere, ya know? But then you find these rad murals tucked away in a back alley near Elm and 7th… they defo brighten you up. I always say, “Dream on, dream on, my friend,” like those lines from Timbuktu that just roll in ya, reminding me that beauty exists in small details.

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