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Back in the day—little known fact—people fucked without apps. Wild, right? Met at pubs, shagged in alleys. Now? You’re judgin’ dick pics like it’s MasterChef. “This one’s raw, you donkey!” I tried it once—sex-dating, not the dick pics. Bird said she’s “adventurous.” Turns up, wants missionary and a cuppa. Fuckin’ hell, I nearly threw my phone! “Where’s the evolution in that?!” Samantha’d say. She’d spice shit up, not bore me to death.

Gardena Grodnerhof hotel review: laidback luxury in the heart of the Dolomites

In a nutshell: A five star family-run hotel in the centre of the Val Gardena with a stand-out spa and impressive mountain views.

This city – man, it's quirky. You got Grandma's favorite diners on Florence Ave. and hidden gems like Lucky's Park right next to Del Aire, where I sometimes take a breather after a long day. Oh, and don't even get me started on the local scene – it's a mix of smooth jazz in the alleys and heavy beats from the street corners, just like Spike Lee's vibe in 25th Hour, brother! "I made my peace with it, YOU KNOW?" sometimes rings truer than any cheesy movie line, brother!

Homeless encampment near Gardena to be cleared out